For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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