is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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