so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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