am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We got so high we made milksteak
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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