real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She said her name was "party"
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
a search helicopter?!
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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