A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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