Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
