Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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