Too much gin, very little bucket
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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