She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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