Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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