All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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