How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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