big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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