We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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