So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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