I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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