We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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