I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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