Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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