So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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