Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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