just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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