I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
