We should be called the Road Head Warriors
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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