I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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