The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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