we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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