dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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