Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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