Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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