Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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