just survived the first fart of the relationship.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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