so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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