so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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