After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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