i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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