I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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