but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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