Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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