Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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