He is such a slut. More and more my type.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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