I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Dear god my vagina.
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