you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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