i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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