i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize