I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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