i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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