: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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