I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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