Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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