summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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