You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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