3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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