have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
there is glitter all over my balls
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
