East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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