Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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