oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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