I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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